Serious Face

No seriously, pull on your serious faces and your thinking caps cuz I'm being... Serious?

I was having a discussion on the topics of various religions and clutures compared to others, and the subject of India's values system versus the Extreme Westernization of the U.S.
Third World Country v. Major World Power
Which is better?
I don't think either.
While I totally think that the quality of life is better in the U.S., unfortunately I believe our value system is just as degrading and backwards as that of a third world country, in some ways I believe it to be worse.
In a third world country the major motive behind anything is basic survival, in the good ole United States I believe it has become not a struggle for survival, but a struggle of pointing the finger at someone else.
My proof? Well, how many papers do you have to sign to prove a company isn't liable for some injury received on their watch? In any crime, everyone puts on an act to make it look like they had no control over what they did. Why does everyone hire a lawyer to make sure something is not their responsibility? In third world countries people do not have the resources to waste their time over silly blame games. They struggle on a daily basis for food, shelter, and whatever else they may or may not be able to scrounge, everything else is secondary at best.
Now as to how people are treated? Again the quality of life is better in the U.S. but are we morally any better?
In India women are still bought and sold like cattle. They are property, objects for male use and sometimes appreciation. Yes in the U.S. women are no longer property, and yet in our over-sexed society, we dress our women up like whores and send them out in the world to be used and thrown away. Which form of objectification is better? At least in India women have a monetary value, meaning they are worth something, whereas in the U.S. women are still objects, but of no value....
How strange that in a society where everyone is supposedly equal, one group is viewed as practically worthless, does this mean that everyone is worthless?

I don't mean to rag on U.S. society. I really appreciate living in the country that I do, and I thank my lucky stars every day that I was born into such a land of plenty. I am only trying to prove a point on ethnocentrism.
No one culture is superior, all have their equal faults, and it is folly to look down upon another's beliefs while not questioning your own. Every society has its ugly truths, and no one has the right to judge another, because no one is perfect.

Anyhow... That was my serious rant, you can all level up now.

Because I'm Bored and I Can.
Thats Why.

Greatest Discovery EVAR!

I can drink the milk straight from the carton/jug if I so choose.
Being on one's own is the shit.
I can come and go as a please, I can have my friends come and go as I please as well as long as its respectful of my roomies.
And I can drink the frigging milk straight from the source.
It really just doesn't get any better than that.
There is something disgustingly pleasing about being so unrefined and lazy as to not use a glass.
And I love the fact that Its MY milk that I BOUGHT with MY MONEY.
Everything is MINE!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I has propertiez bitches.
Yeah, owning stuff is pretty much the shit.
The downfalls however...
Having to do laundry.
Having to make dinner EVERY night... Well except when I decide that having peanutbutter on bread is a good enough solution to my hunger issues... Which is why I now religiously take a multivitamin EVERY DAY. Yay for young broke person mentality.
I forget to eat and go to sleep... Who would have though biological necessities could be forgotten...
I never have money, because it all goes to rent, gas, and groceries...
Fun stuff...

But its all worth it in the end when I get to make my roomies completely disappear by having someone come over at nearly one in the morning.... Mwuhahahahahahahahahahaha.

I love being on my own...
And yet hate it with a passion.
But I get to drink the milk from the jug.

Because I'm Bored and I Can.
Thats Why.

We're Not Sluts, but Lets Be BeneFriends.

Earth to people, being friends with benefits is gross, and quite frankly, slutty.
I would rather not use my friends for sex, thank you very much.
Yeah, I don't dig on the whole benefriends deal, it bothers me.
I mean, do people USE their brains when they consider this concept as an actual possibility?
Yeah, lets be bestest buddies, but use each other, all the while not having any true commitment.
Sounds like a recipe for emotion disaster on someone's side.
Not to mention how often it occurs between exes, which REALLY bothers me, because that is just blatant disrespect.
Yeah, I broke up with you because we weren't good for each other, but can we still fuck?
Yeah, Fuck YOU!
Hahahahahahahahaha
Its just a really disturbing thought to me, somehow a one night stand seems to be more, ethical(?) than being friends with benefits. At least in that case it is a mutual need for sex in which btoh parties are consenting in being used, there is no confusion as to commitment, and while yes I believe it damages both parties, it still seems like a better option than letting your buddy use you.
Because with benefriends, someone is going to get hurt, there is usually the hope on one side it will lead to something more, and the other side is usually out there screwing other people, putting their "benefriend" at risk.
There is also the disrespect for one of the parties, because whoever brought it up obviously does not have enough respect for the person to actually commit, for some reason, but still wants to have all the "Benefits."
Its just Fuck-Tarded.
I would take commitment any day over this sack of bullshit.

Because I'm Bored and I Can.
Thats Why.

I really Wish I Had Some Tequila for My Limeade

Nah, Limeade is the shit without alcohol.

Fuck this.
I was gonna make an entry, and then I lost the motivation.
How Anti-Climatic.

Because I'm Bored and I Can.
Thats Why.

My Mother Reads My Blog

Out of all the people in the world who could read my blog, who does it on a regular basis?
My Mother...
She has it bookmarked as a matter of fact...
She was sneaky and didn't "Follow" it...
Stalker!
Lollerz.
So I came to this discovery at the Dinner table with my family last night.
Yes, my mother dropped that bomb on me with everyone in earshot.
At least she didn't really discuss the content....
Freaky Fetish Toy Websites?
Yeah, totally dinner table conversation material.
Its a good thing I'm not blogging about my heroine addiction, and the fact that I am Elvis.
Only the weird crap I decide to hurl up in the form of somewhat functional sentences.
Well...
She was bound to discover at some point in time that I'm a freaking retarded dork with a guttermind...
Wonder where I got it from...

Because I am Bored and I Can.
Thats Why.

If My Superpower Was Keeping My Legs together, the World Would Be Fucked

Hahahaha
Pun Totally Intended...
And no, I wasn't actually referring to myself...
I'm not that easy.


I was pondering the sayings "Letting your nickers down" and "Keeping your legs together"
And their complete outdatedness...
Panties aren't a problem when they are crotchless, and there is enough porn in the world to provide evidence that sexual intercourse is most definitely possible without a girls legs being spread.
WTF has the world come to when we can't even make up new sayings that are actually applicable to telling kids not to be easy?!
All that we can say these days is "Be Safe, use protection"
Cuz we all know how effective saying "Abstinence Only" was...
Look at the oral STD rates in teens following that whole shindig.
Yeah, we traded being knowledgeable about our bodies for needing to wonder if you were safe kissing that guy at the party the other night.
SO yeah...
My solution to preventing guys and girls from being sluts...
Make sex toys legal for teens to buy.
Yup, who is gonna go through the effort of trying to seduce someone as hormonally confused as you, when Mr./Mrs. Pocket Rocket only needs some batteries?
Alright... Maybe not realistic... but Probably more effective than telling a girl to keep her knees together and not to Pull Her Panties down...
Its easier to just push them out of the way anyways...

Because I'm Bored and I can.
Thats Why.

Don't Worry, I'm Here to Suck Your Face, Not Your Veins!

I blame Anne Rice for today's Twilight mania.
I don't have anything against Anne Rice, I actually really dig her writing....
Well, some of it, after the first few books in the Vampire Chronicles, eh... but the Mayfair Witches are badass, and I adore Ramses the Damned... but I digress.

ITS ALL HER FRIGGING FAULT!

Unknowingly, she created a monster.
The Romanticized Vampire.
A creature who lusts after your throat and the artery contained within it, all the while tormented by their evil insides...
It started with Louis...
Always Whining Louis!
With his underage lover, vanity, and trying not to be evil by eating animals rather than people.
Sound Familiar.
Yeah Stephanie Meyer pretty much just copy and pasted Louis, changed the name, made him even more broody and less cool, and renamed him Edward.
But aside and apart from the obvious character copying, Anne Rice provided other aide to the Accursed Twilight Phenomena.
Buffy.
Thats right, our favorite, vampire slaying, vampire loving, heroine of the nineties.
Without Anne Rice Buffy would never have come about.
Buffy takes one instance from Interview with the Vampire, where Louis stalks Babette, and turns it into a love story between Buffy and her various Vampiric Paramours.
Angel stalked Buffy for forever, and guess what, it turned into true love.
Spike, also a stalker, did pretty much the same thing only to get used and abused.
I'm not raggin on Buffy though, I mean, If I could get vamps as hot as Spike and Angel, you would certainly never see me by light of day, if you catch my drift...

So this whole Twilight thing comes from Anne Rice.
Its all her fault, even though she never meant any harm by writing the most amazing vampire books ever... She didn't know that someday they would be tortured, and mutilated into some Preteen Wet Dream about vampire stalkers...
Who, by the way are emotionally abusive.
Edward completely isolates Bella from everyone she cares about her, classic red flag of an abusive personality. He then, leaves her, "for her own good" and then comes back so that she will love him even more, another classic trait of abusiveness. Edward chooses who Bella can be friends with, which are only his friends, tells her what she should and should not wear, as well as refuses to let her transport herself anywhere so that he "Knows she is safe" when really he just wants to know where she is 24/7. He watches her even in her sleep for crying out loud!
What a controlling Bastard!!!
This shit teaches women and girls, that its okay to let your man control everything in your life, its all fine and dandy as long as hes sucking your face instead of your veins...
Fucking Twilight...
Damn Anne Rice and her Awesomeness for allowing this!

Because I'm Bored and I Can.
Thats Why.