You know that whole cliche about a depressed girl sitting in front of a sappy chick flick with a tub of Ben and Jerry's?
Yeah, I demolish that stereotype.
I suggest other girls do the same.
When you are feeling all girly-fucked over some asshole who dumped you with little to no reason, or your friends are all shitty-catty-bitches who don't give a shit unless they want something, if your feeling ugly and unwanted, or perhaps you have nothing to do on a Saturday night. Instead of heading over to Walmart for that pint of fat that goes to your waist and makes you feel worse and before you reach for that Jane Austen movie that makes you feel like you'll never get your Knight in Shining Armor...
Watch a Tarantino Film!
Guy Richie is a good direction as well.
There is nothing better than brutal violence, dark humor, and bad endings for everyone but the underdog to make you feel better!
Seriously! If your having issues with Catty back-stabbing friends, watch Reservoir Dogs! (Everybody dies brutally)
Need some girl power? Watch Smokin Aces! (Two hooker sisters kick some major ass)
You can just kick back, munch on something less fattening, and imagine that everybody who dies is someone you hate!
It will bring a feral grin to your face and turn your tears of self-pity to tears of joy as all the bad guys in a Guy Richie movie die and the poor suckers that nothing has gone right for end up on top!
Tarantino's dark sense of humor, and even darker messages, will lift you up into a cynical high that will allow you to do something down right snarky to those bitches faces! You will have a surge of pessimistic-deranged power to strike a trully crippling blow to that asshole that cheated on you!
Its fantastic!
And even if you don't suffer from any of the above, the movies those two guys produce are fan-fucking-tastic anyways! Great for movie nights with friends, or for snuggling up with that special someone (surprisingly). They are all-around damn fine movies. Albeit, they can be incredibly disturbing, but once you watch one or two of them, you get pretty desensitized to the whole "Holy Shit they accidentally blew his head off and the ensuing situation is Fucking Hilarious! Why the fuck is this funny?!?!" These movies totally bring out the 'cynic who laughs at everyone else's misfortune' in everyone!
Because I am Bored and I Can.
Thats Why.
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