Hello and Good Day

So I am making with the Postiness in my first blog.
I can't really tell you what to expect, because I could set you up with some false expectations, and then you would be left sorely disappointed and I would lose all my chances of having anybody ever reading the bullshit I am most likely to post.
Shit, I did it, now you know its all going to be random crap. Well, maybe it won't be...
Just don't expect any rhyme or reason to this madness that will be my blog.
I've never done this kinda thing before, y'know?
So its all new.
And just so you know, if you are actually somewhere in the world reading this, well, you have defied MY expectations of this just ending up as me pouring a load of time and effort I don't have to spare, into something no one will ever read.

Anyhow.
I guess I need a tag-line now...
You know, some sort of catch phrase...
Here we go...

Because I'm Bored and I can.
Thats Why.