Hahahaha
Pun Totally Intended...
And no, I wasn't actually referring to myself...
I'm not that easy.
I was pondering the sayings "Letting your nickers down" and "Keeping your legs together"
And their complete outdatedness...
Panties aren't a problem when they are crotchless, and there is enough porn in the world to provide evidence that sexual intercourse is most definitely possible without a girls legs being spread.
WTF has the world come to when we can't even make up new sayings that are actually applicable to telling kids not to be easy?!
All that we can say these days is "Be Safe, use protection"
Cuz we all know how effective saying "Abstinence Only" was...
Look at the oral STD rates in teens following that whole shindig.
Yeah, we traded being knowledgeable about our bodies for needing to wonder if you were safe kissing that guy at the party the other night.
SO yeah...
My solution to preventing guys and girls from being sluts...
Make sex toys legal for teens to buy.
Yup, who is gonna go through the effort of trying to seduce someone as hormonally confused as you, when Mr./Mrs. Pocket Rocket only needs some batteries?
Alright... Maybe not realistic... but Probably more effective than telling a girl to keep her knees together and not to Pull Her Panties down...
Its easier to just push them out of the way anyways...
Because I'm Bored and I can.
Thats Why.
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